TURBOCHARGER

I caved , I failed..

My resolve unshakable now..

will wait for the stars to allign..

and hopefully will make a million dollars!!

I don't have plans and schemes,
And I don't have hopes and dreams.
I don't have anything,
Since I don't have you.

And I don't have fond desires,
and I don't have happy hours.
I don't have anything,
Since I don't have you.

Inspired by a report in the daily mirror, Paul wrote this song. Its not just the lyrics, the music given to this song mirrors the situation so perfectly that the feeling paul created would never fail to hit the millions young hearts all around the world. The slow drawl in which he sings just about created the magic. The violin in the background just about completed the magic. How he creates the characters of the family and how he goes on to describe the entire situation in little less than four stanzas is beyond me. That why they are THE BEATLES.

Its said that after listening to this song, some of the youngsters who had run away from home returned. Talk about the influence of music in lives. It sure has influenced me, although not quite in the same way. I have been listening to this song continuously for over a day now. I just cant get enough of it. I just keep listening to the songs i like continuously for like days so that i feel bored of it in the end. Then i stop listening to it and then when i hear it after the break, its the most awesome feeling in the world, ok maybe not absolutely, but relatively the most awesome feeling in the world. So maybe i will get back to She Is Leaving now!

p.s. No South Americans in the world cup! Whats the world coming to? You know its going crazy when people claim Germany played better than Argentina and especially when they say Brazil or Argentina did not deserve to win. But sadly there are no points for deserving!

I was suffering from football fever. Day and night i used to catch up on news regarding the latest developments. Somehow the Germans came up with a cure for a particularly strong virus called argentina. The virus had to pay the ultimate penalty of ruining the defences of many WBC teams!!

Now that i am cured and purposeless in life I have to go to the himalayas to rejuvenate my inner self and strengthen my belief system. i will see you people after i am back!!

p.s. I am never going to let Dixi support any team I am supporting. He is jinxed!!

Curiosity killed the cat, not the dog!!

... though i think differently.

These are some personalised poems that i wrote to people close to me! I really do consider you people close.

PPS

some people may have more fans than you
You may even be sticky like a glue
or live in an icy cold white igloo
The fact remains I will always love you

Dixi

roaming around in his white undies and vest
claimed schumi and arsenal to be the best
so sure that he never put his beliefs to test
he was the biggest fattest gun of the west

Shaggy

There was once a boy so coy
always accompanied by an envoy
inspired by the battle of troy
became vigilante Grasshopperboy

Amma aka Amrita

there was once a friend of bum
who made a new photo album
learnt to make a beat out of the drum
always happy and never glum

Saxena

tall and athletic, he was always fit
in the middle of the road he would shit
on girls he would never fail to hit
he will always be my fav even though he is a git

pc

This man has never been known to lose a fight
Dont go by his frame that is relatively light
he has a mind extremely razor sharp and bright
whatever happens, i will hold on to him tight.

pursha

Suave and stylish, he was a ladies man
Predictably ladies became his fan
always out on the quest for the ultimate gyan
my love for him , i am sure will never tan

Havsha

He likes to be called okkadu the one
always ready to fire like a gun
you wouldnt know what hit you when he is done
its true Harsha then there were none

Saumil

psued and smart, he is a dude to the core
one thing he would never do is bore
always insistent on pulling the door
I will remember him when i thnk of the days of yore

Deva

there was one very good at heart
always had a penchant for tart
making people laugh, he was good at that art
i hope for my sake we never ever part

PJ

there was once a girl called PJ
who could make music like a DJ
and made people dance to her tunes like a VJ
All in all she is as lovable as MJ( Mary Jane).

Shweta

There was a fundoo girl from ten
she was like a tiger in the den
she would never attain the status of zen
All the same I love you gujju ben

Arvind

He was the best impersonator of the rock
impressed everyone with his smooth talk
He is extremely lovable, this you can chalk
i wish we will meet forever on many a sunset walk

Bamboo

smart and organized, he always knew the way
working and slogging when sunshine made hay
victim of many encounters happy and gay
gratitude for my love he would never have to pay

LN

wearing a crazy hat, there was a lout
when sad she would make her lips pout
often dreamt of making out
she is one sweet girl without a doubt

Sampal

people coomplained about her pic
but it never made her tick
her guitaring always gave us the kick
may the flame always remain on her wick

Zutty

he always kept the world in dark
his bite was never worse than his bark
Me and him were part of many a lark
I hope our friendship will never park


I will write for my wing mates in my next post.

I still want to know who "I" is!!

Robert :Hey , Look at that bird!

Charles :where? where?

Robert :Look at it soaring like an eagle, and oh my it is big!

Charles :Why cant i see it? i see only the cloudless blue sky!

Robert :oh look look, it just looped! WOW!

Charles :Look stop kidding alright?

Robert :Oh hey, its coming towards us!

Charles :(scared, looking around) Cut it out man!!

Robert :Its a beauty! Dark blue, hey check out its golden crown!

Charles :Are you alright? Are you sick?

Robert :Alright! Get ready to grab its legs! here it comes! (jumps) I AM FLYING WOOHOOOO!!(splash) (looks up, starts laughing) It was fun ! You should have jumped with me!

Charles :That wasnt funny! (jumps) (splash)

Robert :It wasnt meant to be funny! You know i actually held the bird's legs and flew for a while. Awesome feeling!

Charles :whats the difference? I jumped too and i dint even see a bird!

Robert :ah well, You wouldnt understand!!

p.s. who are you? who is I?

They say ... an idle mind is a devil's workshop. I am pretty sure even the devil would get bored if he took a peek into my mind. This place wasnt meant for bored posts like this. Look at how it is named. It was meant to be a place of action. A place where people would come to rejoice and not to feel happy there is someone worse than them. A place people would be looking forward to be at after a particularly dull day. A place oozing out excitement and liveliness. But obviously i made a grievous error. I overlooked the fact that I would be updating this blog. I, having no sense of expression at all. I, with no sense of right and wrong. I, with a gift of spreading around gloominess so far that sometimes i think that is why we arent paid any visit by Extra Terrestrials. Even my chair makes squeaky whiny noises whenever i am in the room. But what other option other than continuously subject myself and the rest of the world to the torture of having to spend the precious minutes of life with me. Coming to think of it, i dont think my life is anywhere near short. I see a long painstaking journey into the future which i have set upon with this slow unsteady pace prodding around with a small stick aimlessly stumbling all around the place. People usually stumble when they are in a hurry. They stumble when they have a purpose. They learn from the little stumbling that they do, and eventually set off on the right track. I am similar, i stumble, i steady myself and then set off again on the same unsteady track i was on, or maybe a new one as unsteady as ever.

Being as fat as i am , i would aptly compare my life to a see saw. Usually there would be the ups and the downs while on a see saw. But you see my see saw has only one position. Down. Not budging anywhere. I know the other side is facing upwards and thats the sad part too. I make my purposeful stride towards there and sit.. and there you go again. I am down not going anywhere else. If it were possible i would be falling down continuously. But its not possible. Its how nature is. There has to be someone rock solid at the bottom. People do come by my see saw, try to even things out a bit, but no one's got the strength to overcome my sluggishness and obviously fail miserably.

So as you can see there is no hope or light or whatever is analogous to positive in my life. And its not even a cause to celebrate!
Right i am staring down a long pipe going i dont know where but down for sure.

p.s. Does this qualify to be a story of some sort?

I will update my blog once a day for the next twenty years. Any day that I forget to update, I will buy coffee for whoever notices it first.

The french open men's single final happened yesterday. Both players were unseeded, i dont what rank they'll go upto now.
All throughout the tournment, there were hardly any known faces. I guess the retirement of sampras marked a new generation in tennis. Now it'll be a long time before some established king of the game comes up. Till then i wont be having any personal fan in the game. Aggasi got kicked out in the first round itself. He too will be retiring soon. He wont be coming back now, he's got a kid , how hard will he practise?

anyway, the score board of the final was just amazing.
it went something like
gaudio 0 3 6 6 8
coria 6 6 4 1 6

shows how amazingly close the match was. both of them were argentines . and the guy who won, gaudio is a tom cruise look alike. he got very emotional during the presentation and started crying. why do they all cry?

and dont u think its better to fail at the final stage once. it hardens one. the will to win gets stronger. i think that makes one a better player, be it anything.

so i m predicting the comeback of coria to win any one of those major grandslam titles.
best of luck to him

here it is , i have decided to blog afterall and i dont think there would be any blogs for as long as i m at home.....